The power to not see ads

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to waste money

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to grow one wing

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!