- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to have a pointless superpower

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

Pointless Super Powers