The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!