The abilty to go through water.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power of learning

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the power to get in the van

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!