the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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the power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!