- Pointless Super Powers

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

+69

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

+57

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

+55

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

+53

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

+51

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

+37

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The power to mind reeds

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

A good Kisser

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power to smell thoughts.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to exhale clouds.

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to fart in technicolor.

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to lose this power.