The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power of being pointless

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The Power to Power

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!