The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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the power to count from A to purple

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hello

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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Acid tears.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!