The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!