The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to breath Oxygen

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power of self mind control

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to control your own limb movement

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!