The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The ability to police irony

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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the power to get sick

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!