The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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Nihat Do?an

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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to make asians smart

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!