The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the power to become demented

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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the power to fly while under water

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!