The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to eat ass.

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the power to kill yourself

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!