the power to any ugly person love you.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to change your weight

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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the power to know when someone queefed

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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power to fart through your mouth

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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Having the power to stand still

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!