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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.
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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock
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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass
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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again
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the power to have a dick in the box
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The power to get anything for free but at a cost
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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up
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the power to sit
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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others
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The ability to swim in water.
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the power to write only the letter R
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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls
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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!
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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.
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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.
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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.
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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.
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The power to speak only one language
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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.
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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you
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The power to grow your nails longer
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The power to eat nandos
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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.
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The power to emit contagious yawns.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!