the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!