The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to live.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!