the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The ability to police irony

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!