The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to be powerless

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!