The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!