The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to have a power

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!