The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to not exercise.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!