- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power of bad luck

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The ability to not have a super power.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

the ability to talk to humans

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to be an idiot.

Pointless Super Powers