- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through glass

The power to be normal and average

The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

The power to waste money

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to autocorrect your mom.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

the ability to die on command

The ability to see through insects.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

Pointless Super Powers