- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

Acid pee

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

the power of being yourself

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power to live,but only when you are dead

The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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Pointless Super Powers