The power to never be old but died at young age

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to start time.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power of self mind control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!