The power to skip the Kripp.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to ignore useful information

The ability to eat the red ones last

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

The power to urinate in mouth.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to display emotions at will

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to live.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to think salmon.

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

The power to make people work and read ????

The power to speak braille.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!