- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to telepathically fold paper.

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to see through things that are invisible.

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The power to turn into a pebble

the power to write on cellophane

The Power to Power

The power drown in water

The power to open a pickle jar in one try

the power to eat cheese 24/7

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

Pointless Super Powers