The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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Having the power to stand still

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!