The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to know where the beef is

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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cry acid tears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!