the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!