The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to ignore useful information

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to create powers

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!