The ability to not be Batman

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to live.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to be pointless!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!