- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Being alive (until you die).

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

the power to misspell

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The power to make water expire.

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

Pointless Super Powers