- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

the ability to see through air

To be able to summon old people

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The ability to see through insects.

the power to shit with your mouth

the power to sneeze cum

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to never get drunk

The power to start time.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

Pointless Super Powers