- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to die

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

The power to be stupid

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to fart in technicolor.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

Pointless Super Powers