- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

the power to turn retarted

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

Pointless Super Powers