The power to like any show

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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the power to sit

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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power to fart through your mouth

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to see through air

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!