- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The ability to smell colors

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to not have any power at all

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

Being a freemason

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to not get shit dick

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

Pointless Super Powers