- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

to do nothing

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to control mealworms

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

the power to make food shrimp.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

Pointless Super Powers