the power to complete math exercises

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to pee poop

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to like this power

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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hello

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!