The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to die early.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!