- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to kill yourself

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to talk without a tongue

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to get this. Do you get it?

Pointless Super Powers