- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to divide by zero

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

the ability to un-dank any meme

Being able to fly in place.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

the power to fart your way to the moon

the power of being yourself

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to know you don't have a superpower

All of aquaman's powers.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

Pointless Super Powers