the ability to talk to humans

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to become black!

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!