the power to walk on land.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to have hindsight.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to speak braille.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to teleport small dogs

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!