Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to create shit

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!