The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to die at will.

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the ability to post here

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to control yourself

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!