the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to not live forever

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to turn cake into pie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!