- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power of bad luck

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The ability to get up from the couch.

having the same super powers as batman!

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

the ability to die on command

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The ability to part hair.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to divide by zero

Pointless Super Powers