the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to have a power

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to not have a brain!

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to pee while standing up

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to be powerless

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power of self mind control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!