The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The ability to change your weight

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to poo.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!