The power to change your eye color.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to live.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to live.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to have no powers

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!