The power to display emotions at will

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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the power to get in the van

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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the power to beathe

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!