The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!