- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to self destruct

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

the ability to look into your brain

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

To pee standing up.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

the power to complete math exercises

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to create powers

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

being black

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to disintegrate yourself

Pointless Super Powers