The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to beathe

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to divide by zero

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!