- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The ability to read the recaptcha images

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The ability to smell colors

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to ejaculate

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

Acid tears.

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

the power to make bubles without soap

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

Pointless Super Powers