The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to not exercise.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The abilty to go through water.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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X ray vision on chairs

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to die early.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!