The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to eat bread

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!