the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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To shit bricks.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!