- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to push a door that only pulls.

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

the power to instantly die

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

the power to kill yourself

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to achieve 98% opacity

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

The power to know where the beef is

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

Pointless Super Powers