- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

the power to be super ugly

the power to have a pointless superpower

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

he power to make mistakes

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

Pointless Super Powers