The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!