the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to write a country song

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!