the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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shit and piss at the same time

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!