- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to set money on fire

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

the ability to invent cheese and toast

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to be a woman

The power to do reverse moonwalk

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

to be shitty

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

The power to get hard at will.

Pointless Super Powers