- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

being allergic to dairy and soy

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

Pointless Super Powers