The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!